Field Roamers Gifts

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Chase me, chase me cows.

Fly Football

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Playground Pipe Dreams

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Clandestine cows.

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Wilfried Zaha

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Hiker's right of way.

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

Two cats on vacation

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Blackbirds.

Stealth grazing.

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Effective farming.

Fungo range.

"On the plus side, concussions are way down."

"A wet winter. but we're making the best of it."

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

'I don't need to go to a gym. One of my classroom management strategies is to circulate frequently around the room. I figure I walk three miles a day.'