Field Drama Admirer Gifts

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Out damn Spot

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Taking a peek at the audience

Scarpia from Tosca

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Theatre Crowd

Senta jumps into the sea

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Knickerless Cage.

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'Now in Capulets'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Sheep striptease'.

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

Tristan and Isolde

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

Tony Robinson

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

Snow White and the seven veils.

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.