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'This is looking less and less like leg cramps and more and more like a career-ending injury.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I love fast break business success."

Why am I running?

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Clandestine cows.

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

National corporate ladder of success monument.

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

Star Executive

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

CEO's office in a safe.

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."