Fiber Fiend T-Shirts

"Wheat bran, prunes and black coffee for breakfast?! What was I thinki — oh, noooo..."

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Emergency Hipster Beard

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Meowlzebub

Knitted Kitty.

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

Sawdust.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Wait a minute....!

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

Kicking The Habit

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"I love every single one of these."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.'

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'Whadaya mean my fixed income is broken?'

"Well, I think we've proved our point...you want to push it, or should I?"

"There's too much fibre in your diet! Your roots are showing!"

"It's the worse case of flatulence I've ever witnessed!"