Fetish Explorers Gifts

Consenting Adults.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Buck Naked

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

'It seems the only tense I know in Swahili is the imperfect tense.'

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

Sadomasochists in love

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

Black Forest Collectibles.

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

Tourists and GPS

Bear: 'Oh YUM, Burritos!'

1911 - Roald Amundsen thought he was the first man to reach the southpole.

Attention: MILE HIGH CLUBBERS - Security Cameras in Restrooms.

'In my nightmare, this little guy in a pith helmet keeps trying to book me on a safari.'

Currency Exchange. Hebrides Travel Agency. They said that for one hundred dollars, Skye's the limit.

Updated History. Is that an explorer and record keeper? Yes, it's "Lewis and Clerk."

'Why, 'Dr. Suez' of course!'

'Like all traditional jobs for women, this is long hours and low pay.'

'So, it was setting the traps all along, Dudley. How much were they paying you?'

'The meaning of life is between your legs.'

Sadojazzachists

"Oh super! Why do I always draw the short straw?!"