Fetish Explorers Mugs

Consenting Adults.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Buck Naked

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

'It seems the only tense I know in Swahili is the imperfect tense.'

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

Sadomasochists in love

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

Black Forest Collectibles.

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

Tourists and GPS

1911 - Roald Amundsen thought he was the first man to reach the southpole.

'In my nightmare, this little guy in a pith helmet keeps trying to book me on a safari.'

'Like all traditional jobs for women, this is long hours and low pay.'

Bear: 'Oh YUM, Burritos!'

Attention: MILE HIGH CLUBBERS - Security Cameras in Restrooms.

'Why, 'Dr. Suez' of course!'

'So, it was setting the traps all along, Dudley. How much were they paying you?'

"Oh super! Why do I always draw the short straw?!"

Sadojazzachists

Going to the fitting rooms.

'The meaning of life is between your legs.'