Fetish Explorer Mugs

"I've forgotten my safe word."

Dentures and foot kissing

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Here be dragons.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Walt Disney on ice."

The star hunters

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Scuba cow"

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

Dreams I have had...

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Consenting Adults.

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Real Estate Personals

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

The Fall from Pisa

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"My aloofness is a mask."

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"Tales of the unicorns"

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.