Infatuation Explorer Mugs

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

Relationship Warning Lights

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Real Estate Personals

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Global Positioning Manual

Consenting Adults.

Tasty.

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

...In a Relationship

Wait

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

You're too intimate!

"I've been feeling more transparent."

Tunnel of Life and Love

"Was it funny for you?"

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."