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"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

Relationship Warning Lights

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Consenting Adults.

Tasty.

Real Estate Personals

Global Positioning Manual

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

...In a Relationship

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"I've been feeling more transparent."

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

Tunnel of Life and Love

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."

You're too intimate!

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"Was it funny for you?"

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."