Fetch Pro Gifts

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'That was fun!'

'Fetch.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

A man and his dog

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"A little help, please."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Super hero dog.

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Have you tried biting him?"

Boy and his dog

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."