Fetch Master Mugs

Stick man throws arm for dog

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

InOutYada Yada.

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

"If it gets tense in here I might need you to step up and BS-calate things."

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Printing Room

'A good idea, Fletcher? So was your last one. Which, I recall, brought us to the brink of bankruptcy!'

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships....

Out Of My Way, Stupid!

"Denise, for this afternoon's meeting, get some facts and place them at my fingertips."

Olde Time Dance Society

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

'I don't like this predictive text.'

"Larry couldn't be here today, but representing him is the scene from 'The Shawshank Redemption' that he quotes from every time."

'Idle gossip, nothing! I've worked hard on it!'

"The Earthling seems to be waiting for us to do something with the gift he has given us."

No sound bite, please help.