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'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

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InOutYada Yada.

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

"How 'local' is the fish?"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

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'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"You folks ready to order?"

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Ah Ha!

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

'Compliment me on my perfect pronunciation of this junk,and there'll be a good tip in it for you.'

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Don't order anything that will embarass me."

Girls night!