Fetch Game Opposers Pillows

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Pessimists v Optimists.

Doggy-3D

"Get a life."

"Well, there's the stick. One of us is going to have to get it."

Opposing viewpoint.

'Don't hop around a mite disconcerted - dive, and writhe in agony!'

'Okay, all right, this 'Occupy Wall Street' movement has grown too large for us to ignore.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'Do I look as though I want to play Monopoly?'

Dogs all bringing local papers.

Surgeons playing nought and crosses on patients stomach

"Fetch boy!"

'My turn now!'

"I can never get the things right to prove I'm not a robot."

"This time, by god, he's going to hang on to the d*mn stick."

Opposites Attract.

Dog fetching smelly slippers.

Dog taking newspaper from post box.

'I've crossed chalk with cheese!'

"We're Siamese twins, but you get a choice. he's a jock, and I'm a geek."

Game

'A wide wide'

'Must we have this every time you play 'Happy Families'?'

'Hey, you sank my battleship.'

Joe realized that his thumbs are opposable.

'I hope you realize I let you win.'