Fetal Fan Club Pillows

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Baby in Trunk.

"I'm sorry, but we're not an online retailer. We can't guarantee delivery in 2 days."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

'Just Remember, Darling, you're eating for 60 now.'

BABY (arrow pointing to belly) BEER (arrow pointing to belly).

"It doesn't matter. They give us the same food no matter where we are."

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

'Congratulations, you're a father. Now you'd better get out of here before her husband arrives.'

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

"I don't understand. Everyone knows I'm here yet no-one calls in to say hello."

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

Pregnant lady's shirt says 'Baby' with arrow pointing to tummy, Husband's shirt says 'Blubber' with arrow pointing to tummy

Husband for Sale- Pregnancy Forces Sale

How to get boarded first at Montreal's airport...

"I see you met the author."

Zika Protection

Bob Dylan Fan Club

Tapeworm befriends umbilical cord,

Life

"Honey, I'm home!"

goldfish swallowing has never become passe at Kitty Kat Frat.

"Twenty seven naps a day isn't unusual."

Narcissism Clinic - Sign here to join the Chad Frolik Fan Club.

Tony Orlando and Dawn Fan Club: Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling