Festive Tech Explorers Gifts

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Selfie Stick

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Take me to your leader. . .

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"They grow up so fast. From Mother Goose to Google."

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Santa's elevator

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

Tourists and GPS

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

Family separated by the Internet

'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

'You'll have to get the kids to explain it to you — it's some new thing called the 'internet.''

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

'That reminds me, we need more bandwidth.'

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

Rudolph vents. . . .

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

"You should never be embarrased to ask for help, Grandpa."

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

"He's got it all figured out. Zooms his visits with one hand and has Amazon deliver the gifts with the other."

Santa tweet

"Life was a lot easier before the 'Internet of Things'."

'Oh, you kids must be looking for computerland...through the door to your left.'

Computer is set up to 'Chat with Santa' for children waiting in line.

"Sorry Rudolph, I got some new LED lights..."

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

'Santa, this year, we've got to cancel Christmas! I can't find my nose charger!'

"There's another tree with a phone charger. Apparently, Mother Nature is adapting to our need for technology."