Festive Storytellers Pillows

'Children, remember me saying that Santa was quite poorly? Well, I've got some very sad news...'

Quasimodo At Christmas.

"Follow the brightest star, is that all he said?"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Filming Christmas

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

A feminist Christmas.

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Knight before Christmas

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"You've got to learn to let go."

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

It happened on Christmas Eve

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

Spring/Summer/Winter

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'Miss Cole hung it right next to Eddie Doan's sun.'

Boy Prays for a Full Stocking

'Why miniature reindeer? Why not a flying dog-sled team?'

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

"I'm playing Santa in the Christmas play. I need a pillow and eight tiny reindeer by Friday."

"She's had work."