Festive Spirit Animal Fan Gifts

A Skinny Dog With Santa Hat And Red Nose

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Meet Santa's entourage

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

The Salivation army.

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

Ring those Christmas bells!

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.