Festive Legal Connoisseur Gifts

'Evidence will clearly show that Grandma was run over by a reindeer coming home from the plaintiff's home on Christmas Eve.'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

Judge

'Your Honor, we find the defendant rich, famous and not guilty.'

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

US Gun Control Debates.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'