Festive Investigator Mugs

Start their day with a dash of holiday mystery! Our festive investigator mugs add a whimsical touch to their morning routine, blending Christmas cheer with detective flair.

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"Mr Claus, you're suspected of breaking into 987356410239 houses right through the chimney within one single night!"

"Mr Claus, you're suspected of breaking into 987356410239 houses right through the chimney within one single night!" mockup

"Mr Claus, you're suspected of breaking into 987356410239 houses right through the chimney within one single night!"

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'Where were you on the night of the 24th December?'

'Where were you on the night of the 24th December?' mockup

'Where were you on the night of the 24th December?'

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"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

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'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.' mockup

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

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Bad gifts

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'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.' mockup

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

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Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

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'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!' mockup

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

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"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!" mockup

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

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'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.' mockup

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

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Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down mockup

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

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"Smile if you're guilty!"

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'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.' mockup

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

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It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

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