Festive Humor Seeker Gifts

"It' not a turn signal. It's a nasty pimple."

"364 days a year jobless - please help!"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Christmas Presents.

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

Santa hosing the Chimney.

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

C.P.A.

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

'I love you guys!'

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"You've got a fairy light at the back."