Festive Hearts Gifts

'Brandy! Thank goodness. For a minute there, I thought you'd brought me milk and cookies.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Bubbly

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Prosecco Peacock

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Cow and Milk

Reindeer

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Dog on a harp

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Sabrage!

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

A thief steals a heart

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

"Before we begin our Thanksgiving feast, let us join hands and beg for it."

"We've made a few changes."

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Room for bigger presents."

You're my Christmas No 1.