Festive Healer Gifts

Xmas Decorations in Hospital

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Bubbly

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Fleas Navidad.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Prosecco Peacock

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Cow and Milk

Santa's Helpers

Reindeer

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Farmer Christmas.

Sabrage!

Dog on a harp

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

You're my Christmas No 1.

'It's true, nobody ever elected me C.E.O. However, I always just assumed I was.'