Festive Flu Fighters Gifts

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Flu vaccine.

Vaccine

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

"Polly wants a flu shot."

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Flu Vaccine.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Christmas Flights

"This feels so familiar."

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

Trick or Treatment.

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."

'I'm glad you two have finally met.'

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

'Hey you take that outside.'

I brake for Jetliners.

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

Air catarrh.

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

"That's what I thought at first, too, but it turns out you have a case of bird flu!"

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."