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The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Violin family at Christmas

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

Snowman carrot substitute.

"The cookies are always stale."

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

Snowball Fight With Santa

'I understand that you only use your vehicle once a year, Mr. Claus, but you drive over a million miles that night. That's why your premium is so high.'

Ceilidh Minogue.

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

Santana Claus

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

'I'm not hopeful about my presents Mum - when I asked him, he didn't even know our address.'

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

"They had their names removed using the right to be forgotten."

'For the first time in ages, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer faced some stiff competition from Ernie the energy saving reindeer'

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

Piñata police line-up.

'Hey, don't blame me, blame PETA!'

"Hey, no problem!"

Scientists finally cracked Santa's vocabulary.

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

Doug Kershaw