Festive Fiddler Prints

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Violin family at Christmas

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

"The cookies are always stale."

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

Snowman carrot substitute.

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Snowball Fight With Santa

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

'I understand that you only use your vehicle once a year, Mr. Claus, but you drive over a million miles that night. That's why your premium is so high.'

Ceilidh Minogue.

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

'I'm not hopeful about my presents Mum - when I asked him, he didn't even know our address.'

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

Santana Claus

"They had their names removed using the right to be forgotten."

'For the first time in ages, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer faced some stiff competition from Ernie the energy saving reindeer'

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

"Hey, no problem!"

Scientists finally cracked Santa's vocabulary.

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

'no, they're not playing our song - they're playing your song.'