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"Oh -- just scrape it off."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

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'And that,and that,and that...'

The other days of the year...

A Christmas tree self portrait

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Back to the Holidays

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

Great Moment in North Pole History

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

Bath Christmas Market

C is for Cracker

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

Santa's Second Stringers.

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

"I can't wait to put them on."

December to January.