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A tree that only days earlier was standing perfectly upright on its own.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"I don't believe in you!"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

'I hate all holidays!'

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"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'And that,and that,and that...'

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

The other days of the year...

A Christmas tree self portrait

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

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