Festive Fiasco Fans Prints

"Oh -- just scrape it off."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

'And that,and that,and that...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

The other days of the year...

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

Great Moment in North Pole History

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Back to the Holidays

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

Bath Christmas Market

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

C is for Cracker

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"I can't wait to put them on."

December to January.

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."