Festive Family Life Fan Gifts

Mrs. Claus talks

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

At the market

"I love these old decorations!"

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

Filming Christmas

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Meet Santa's entourage

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

The Big Tree

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

Ring those Christmas bells!

'Hey, wait a minute!'

'How come I never see you in church?'

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

Mom - You gave me the best years of your life.

Christmas reunions!

"I'm so tired: Joey was tossing and turning in his sleep the whole night and kept waking me up..."

"We moved here for the schools."

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

Freak Family.

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

"Dude, last night was nuts."