Festive Family Life Fan Gifts

Mrs. Claus talks

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

At the market

"I love these old decorations!"

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

Filming Christmas

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Meet Santa's entourage

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

Ring those Christmas bells!

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

The Big Tree

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

'How come I never see you in church?'

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

'Hey, wait a minute!'

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

Christmas reunions!

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Freak Family.

Mom - You gave me the best years of your life.

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"I'm so tired: Joey was tossing and turning in his sleep the whole night and kept waking me up..."