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Second Wedding Cake

My First Camera

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

One of Many California Gene Pools

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

'Hey, wait a minute!'

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

Freak Family.

Going to the pub with kids...

'I wrapped it myself !'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

'Here's a picture of the Brown's 300 children.

"Can I have a pony?"

'Ready? Everybody freeze...'

Restoration of mutual confidence between Mr. and Mrs. Micawber

Biting Zoo

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'

"Relax, everybody. It's no one we knew."

"Why do I always get stuck at the Kids' Round Table?"

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

No longer a child, Maureen is excited to experience her first holiday dinner at the big table.

"The day after Thanksgiving is a day of rest for cooks."

Turkey Black Fridays.

'Makes sense to me.'

"El Cucuy refuses to leave! He can't see that this family doesn't need a bogeyman anymore!"