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Festive Contrarians Mugs
Start their day with a laugh thanks to our collection of festive contrarians mugs. Perfect for those who like their holiday humor bold and their mornings bright, these mugs bring a rebellious twist to seasonal sipping.
"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"
"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."
"I don't believe in you!"
'I hate all holidays!'
'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'
"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."
"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"
Turkey going away for Christmas.
"I've never hated Christmas, just people."
"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"
"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"
What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh
'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'
'I hate Christmas!'
'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'
"His upper body knows it's winter. His legs are in denial."
'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'
"It's a list of tariffs to be paid"
"There was no Christmas Party."
'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'
'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'
'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'
"I don't like hearing happy stories."
"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?
Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.
Welcome National Society of Skeptics. I don't believe we've met. I don't believe you don't believe we've met.
'I'm pretty sure I�m seeing you due to bad nog, but as a struggling small business owner trying to keep costs down, I�m wondering if you'd deliver these bills on your rounds?'
Mistletoe Farm
"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."
Collateral Santa
'Mr. Humbug'
Omicron Christmas
'Nothing. Turn off the porch light.'
Merry Austerity Christmas
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