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"Rudolf. What do you mean you don't believe in me anymore?"

Glastonbury. After.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

Face painting.

Cariactures

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Southwark Fair.

Bacchus.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Happy Easter

Tension filled the tent.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Country Bumpkin.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over