Festival Enjoyment Gifts

"Rudolf. What do you mean you don't believe in me anymore?"

Glastonbury. After.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Face painting.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Cimafunk

Cariactures

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Bacchus.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Southwark Fair.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

Happy Easter

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Tension filled the tent.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Country Bumpkin.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.