Attending Festivals T-Shirts

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

Fringe festival

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

Ailments familiar to any veteran of The London Book Fair.

Glastonbury. After.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Sloaney Pony.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Mardi Gras

Face painting.

Cariactures

Cimafunk

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Southwark Fair.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Bacchus.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Happy Easter

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Tension filled the tent.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

Country Bumpkin.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Frosting the Snowman