Festival Decorators Pillows

'Yes dear, it is wonderful to have a succah you built with your own bare hands.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas Tree

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Home depot."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Frosting the Snowman

Happy Turkey Day!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Filming Christmas

Christmas Hugs

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Stuffing the turkey.

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"Gesundheit!"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'It's more festive-looking!'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

Christmas tree exchange

Christmas Trees for Sale. Sure, it's cold out, but soon we'll have indoor plumbing!

'How are you doing on your side?'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

Baby it's cold outside.

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Halloween Mobile

Cat in a Christmas tree.

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Safe Christmas.

"Trick or treat?"

A new meaning in the Roman

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'