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Gardening Duel.

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Cats and gardens.

Bees SOS

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

The Garden

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Beware of Don"

NASA Special

Roses

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.