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Gardening Duel.

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Cats and gardens.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Bees SOS

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

The Garden

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Beware of Don"

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

NASA Special

Roses

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!