Feminist Rally Pillows

Gender Equality

"Away with the warmonger!"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

The Ascent of Woman

Women's Martial Arts Center

Wal-Mart Ruling

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

Lemon Harangue Pie Mix

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

Hillary Clinton

"Wow, maybe Heidi Klum looks like Gisele Bundchen."

"Wanna swap?"

Balancing budget on the backs of women.

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Ok, no more political arguments, you know I'm on the left."

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"

"My Dear Lady, what a perfectly charming idea! I wonder which of us gentlemen put it into your attractive little head."

Gender equality: step up to a level playing field.

Excellent academic and personal qualifications...but I'm afraid your womb lets you down!

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

New Windrush Statue deported to Rwanda.

"Say, isn't that Rudy Giuliani?"

Holy Moses!

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

"Can I borrow this?"

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'