Feminist Rally T-Shirts

Gender Equality

"Away with the warmonger!"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

The Ascent of Woman

Women's Martial Arts Center

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Wal-Mart Ruling

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

Lemon Harangue Pie Mix

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

Cherchez la femme

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"

"Wanna swap?"

Balancing budget on the backs of women.

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

"Wow, maybe Heidi Klum looks like Gisele Bundchen."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

Hillary Clinton

"Ok, no more political arguments, you know I'm on the left."

"My Dear Lady, what a perfectly charming idea! I wonder which of us gentlemen put it into your attractive little head."

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

Gender equality: step up to a level playing field.

Excellent academic and personal qualifications...but I'm afraid your womb lets you down!

New Windrush Statue deported to Rwanda.

"Say, isn't that Rudy Giuliani?"

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

Holy Moses!