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'Once upon a time...long ago...before the pill...'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

Pioneers of the ancient west

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

"Yes, you were found guilty of the same crime in 2004."

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

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Can't Count Dracula

'Dracula's First Day of School.'

"That isn't allowed either."

Mermaids

Vampire Weekday

Little Red Riding Hood

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."

Nosferatu-D2

"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers."

'You really should Floss.'

'What do you want to drink?' - 'Bloody Mary.'