Feline Theatre Buffs Pillows

Cats the musical

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"She's all over YouTube."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"So who is this First pet?"

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

Great mouser!

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

'I know it's your bed, but she's our guest. Sorry, sweetie, but you're going to have to sleep on the couch.'

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

'Well, it's very hard for me not to be catty.'

"Like heck I'm doing downward dog."

Kitty Litter

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

"If you fits, you sits!"

'Did he leave an actual horoscope that I could read?'

"Who are these people, and what are they doing in my home?"

Atomic Wait