Feline Negotiator Gifts

Cat Up Tree - "He refuses to come down unless you agree to all his demands."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Cat in a tank...

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"Frankly, I think it's time we take a long hard look at cat futures."

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

"Sit!"

'Let's arbitrate.'

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks-- When do I get paid'

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

"Ok mummy, perhaps this isn't so crummy!"

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

'Sure raising my allowance is great, daddy but what I really want is power of attorney!!

'If you let me read the SPORTS section, I just may consider moving.'

Reigning cats and dogs.

'I told my Mom either the sitter goes, or I go!'

"There, are you happy?"

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

"Plea bargaining with my mom is more like please bargaining."

A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

"Matsuzaka has an ERA of 3.88, yet Francona’s starting Schilling. Doesn’t that seem counterintuitive to you?"