Feline-friendly Fun Pillows

"It's a cat-scanner."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"So who is this First pet?"

Canine conundrum.

Cat Gets Hole in One.

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Never underestimate my ability to slink'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

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Dog on Cat.

"Are you going to finish that? I'm auditioning for a 'That Cat Is Too Damn Fat' video."

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

'I know it's your bed, but she's our guest. Sorry, sweetie, but you're going to have to sleep on the couch.'

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

How to Feign Affection To Get Your Way.

"You can't ride the Roomba until you finish your vegetables."

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

"I'm sorry, doctor. The cat must have escaped again."

How Grandma's cat cleans those hard to reach places.

The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...

"Who's going to tell them they didn't invent catnip."

Sorry Dear, until they put mice into tins you'll have to make do with chicken.

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."