Feline Fun Lover Pillows

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Portrait of a Lady

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

'Click it or ticket.'

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

My Bowl Is Empty.

"I really appreciate this."

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."