Feline Fiesta Planner Pillows

Surprise!! Cat's birthday.

"Mice?"

Santa Claus's Mail

"I was almost that last year."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Christmas Pets

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Westminster: The after-party

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Cat on guitar

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

"Perhaps we should have postponed our downsizing operation until after the Xmas party."

'You're having antoher doggie treat party, right?'

"Wow, the literary life is exhausting! Just when I finish 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation,' I need to begin my 'What I Want For Christmas' list!"

Too cute for comfort.

Catering for a large family.

'Halloween. Why should cats have all the fun?'

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

Announcement at teatime

'What are you doing here? It's only November.'

Halloween next exit. . . Thanksgiving, 27 days. . . Christmas, 54 days.