Feline Fiesta Planner Pillows

Surprise!! Cat's birthday.

"Mice?"

Santa Claus's Mail

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I was almost that last year."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Christmas Pets

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Westminster: The after-party

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Pinata good bags.

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Cat on guitar

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

'You're having antoher doggie treat party, right?'

"Perhaps we should have postponed our downsizing operation until after the Xmas party."

"Wow, the literary life is exhausting! Just when I finish 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation,' I need to begin my 'What I Want For Christmas' list!"

Too cute for comfort.

"Good Christmas?"

'Halloween. Why should cats have all the fun?'

Announcement at teatime

Catering for a large family.

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'