Feisty Personalities Pillows

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Advocado

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

The Surly Yoof

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

'He doesn't speak - He likes to write!'

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

Hungry labradors online.

'Frankly, you're not impressing us: We can all do that...'

'We've got a problem - They're starting to enjoy it.'

Baby rabbits rope-skipping with an anteater's tongue.

"He's always had a short fuse."

Will hell freeze over?

Baby World Leaders

"I'm not sure this will work - I'm a morning person and you're a night person."

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

We have a lot in common. I'm free range and he's off the leash.

The Hellish Sermon

'You'll have to excuse my brother. He's a little different.'

Why there are moms

'Hey! He's wearing shoes!!'

"They call me Little Miss Neckbreaker!"

"Daddy always begged me not to marry a cactus farmer!"

"Yum, yum! I just love shortbread!"

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

Five Fundamental Forces

"I hope your heating bill is deductable!"

'This people patch you prescribed doctor, it isn't working!'