Feisty Personalities Prints

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Advocado

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'

The Surly Yoof

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

'He doesn't speak - He likes to write!'

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

Hungry labradors online.

'Frankly, you're not impressing us: We can all do that...'

'We've got a problem - They're starting to enjoy it.'

Coronavirus-Era Pick p Lines

Monster Club. It's difficult to get this entire group to a ball game. Yeah, Dracula will go only on bat day. King Kong has to be in the upper deck. Jekyll and Hyde only go to double-headers. There must be a full moon for the werewolf to go. And of course The Hulk will only sit atop the Fenway Park left field wall. Yeah, he loves the green monster! Red Sox.

"He's always had a short fuse."

Baby rabbits rope-skipping with an anteater's tongue.

Will hell freeze over?

The Hellish Sermon

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

We have a lot in common. I'm free range and he's off the leash.

"I'm not sure this will work - I'm a morning person and you're a night person."

Baby World Leaders

'You'll have to excuse my brother. He's a little different.'

Why there are moms

'Hey! He's wearing shoes!!'

"They call me Little Miss Neckbreaker!"

"Daddy always begged me not to marry a cactus farmer!"

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

"Yum, yum! I just love shortbread!"

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

"I hope your heating bill is deductable!"

Five Fundamental Forces