Feeling Unwell Pillows

'Hello...Dr Smith...this is...Fred Yomp's computer...'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Lactose Intolerant

Social distancing

Be Healthy

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

I should probably get out more.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Gesundheit!"

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Unicorn Working From Home

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'Side effects may include....'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Wash your hands