Feeling Unwell T-Shirts

'Hello...Dr Smith...this is...Fred Yomp's computer...'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Lactose Intolerant

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

Be Healthy

Social distancing

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

I should probably get out more.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"Gesundheit!"

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Unicorn Working From Home

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

'Side effects may include....'