Feeling Undervalued At Work Pillows

'I stood up to be counted today, and they told me to take a number.'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Salaries Manager. No.'

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

Wow. A corner office at last

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

Employee of the month...

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

'You can't cash your paychecks until your 6 month probation is satisfactorily over.'

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

'You don't understand, Hartwell -- the handshake WAS your Christmas bonus.'

Cinderella mopping up

"He told me I was a flip phone expected to do a smart phone job."

"There must be some way of getting yourself fired."

Sold It All.

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'

"One of you I like. The other one, not so much."

"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank."

"She's always like this at this time of the month,short tempered, insecure,anxious,questioning why she does the job!" "PMT?" "Wageslip!"

'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)

'I started out as one of the good guys but I hated it.'

"There's such a thing as being TOO conscientious, Miller!"