Fee Avenger Pillows

"They now charge a fee to collect the fees."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Boy, has it ever been a long day. I only took an hour for lunch.'

'Hand over your money, and beware, I have a toaster and I'm not afraid to use it!'

"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

'Revenge will be mine.'

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

Wicked E number in an ingredients

"I own you, homework assignment!"

"It's not my fault I died in the shower!"

'Since there was no homework yesterday, my dog took a bite out of the apple.'

I'm self employed being self employed

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

'It was inevitable that sooner or later he'd be working here.'

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

Everyone smile and say FEES

'Quit trying to steal my intellectual property.'

'Ugh...I hate phone solicitors.'

Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin

"Miss Jones. You can't report me for sexual harassment just because I offered you a pay rise."

Spamicide

'Grabbit and Squeeze' - 'We Never Lose' - "Perhaps you didn't realise that our mission statement doesn't refer to winning cases"